Studio: Catalina

Take five beefy furballs, add a healthy dose of smooth lads, and the end result is Catalina Video’s Daddy’s Teenage Turn-On, part of the Generation Gap series. At first I was caught off guard that anyone would specifically market a generation gap as a hot turn-on. If a lad is hot, regardless of his age, you’d want to bang the lollipop in your kisser for awhile, wouldn’t you? Nonetheless, I was a curious cub. Like any deeply intellectual pornography movie, we start out with sparkling (i.e. awfulegregious) dialogue on a cell phone between pig daddy Steve Hurley and Italian muscle bear Jack Angelino. Jack is cruising online for some fresh boy meat; Steve is just taking a lovely drive through his Palm Spring neighborhood. Steve eyes pretty, Latin chap Danny Lopez at the bus finish and faster than you can say “get the dipilatory,” the two head back to the dwelling for a raunchy penis sucking and bottom rumping nice time, all to the verbal strains of “Good boy” and “Fuck me Daddy.” Of course there are two lads painting Steve’s living room (a lovely mint green color) while he’s boinking the baby upstairs. Angular, shaggy Lance Hancock and too-thin Rico Suave hear the weeps and cries while sporting strange transparent jumpsuits (reminding me of government issued germ warfare spacesuits). The horned up duo wait until Steve leaves before they repaint the room with their daddy/boy loads. Quick edit to baby faced Steve Waye walking down a street where he passes a car and finds bearded bear Zach Falconer busy groping his bear “stick shift.” “Wanna help me take care of this?” he asks while making his eyes bulge out in a scary and funny way (okay, the acting is cute non-existent here). Shortly after we are in Zach’s apartment and the Generation Gap poster ren are sucking each other’s penises ’till Daddy Zach mounts our smooth cub and does a little cave exploring with his massive schlong, ’till burdens are shot all over the furniture. (Note to set designer: Plastic covers work!) Meanwhile, Steve’s “boymate” Sloan Christian is doing some oral job exploring through a bear forest named Clint Taylor. Laying on a rather cold looking linoleum floor, the dynamic duo suck on each another ridiculous ’till bear and boy burden become one. The final vignette features muscle bear Jack, whose teen trick (Anthony Holloway) lastly shows up. They do the ordinary kissing and penis sucking exchange, but in a refreshing change of pace, Jack is the wide receiver for boy’s big meat stick. Touchdown, baby! Visually, Daddy’s Teenaged Turn-On does not essay anything new. Basic shots of dicks in mouth, tongues on asses, and standard sliding in scenes are filmed with no creative flourishes. What does make the sex episodes sexy is all the verbal play that exists, making one’s cremaster (it is a muscle that yanks your balls up) work overtime. If the idea of fur rubbing up against smooth skin rocks your boat, then you’ll certainly appreciate these bears frolicking with young guys. (I think all my exes look like these daddy bears.)

Format: avi
Duration: 1:15:37
Video: 640×480, DivX 5, 974kbps
Audio: 133kbps

Video clip size: 620.6 MB