Release Year: 2005
Studio: Enormous Studio
Zak Spears obtains banged by Barrett Long. Fierce. And loves it. If that’s all you need to know, then lash out your credit card. Otherwise, this movie is too often an exercise in frustration. Large Video-making studio is a newer video-making studio with a special taste for beefy men. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this, especially for that reviewer, as long as u know how to show em having appetizing sex, and unfortunately Large still hasn’t quite figured this out yet.
It’s not the sexy sex scene, it’s the showing part. This is pornography, after all, and we desire the camera to get in where the action is and stay there so we can enjoy it. (OK, jerk off to it.) Serious Cops 2 has some perfect close-ups – especially of this aforementioned Spears-Long fuck – but too much often they’re swiftly cut away to full-body shots or weird angles where u can hardly watch anything. When you have anilingus episodes where u scarcely watch the booty acquiring rimmed, that’s not perfect.
Maximum Cops 2 tells the story – if u can call it this – of some crooked cops led by Zak Spears. If you crave beefy and older, he’s your man – and then some. His partner is the much younger and smaller Trey Casteel. They investigate a burglary merely to find Officer Barrett Long trying to stash cash from a drug titties. Spears takes the cash and orders him to suck his python..
Basically, Barrett Long was hired here for 1 thing – to stick in his prodigious, 11-inch python down whatever cavity is presented to it. In another words, he’s not beefy and he’s no cocksucker. Truly, the camera focuses more on him playing with it than the oral pleasure activity. When it’s Zak’s turn, it’s nearly greater amount than guy can handle; man jerks it off while sucking it, so we scarcely see the shaft, or how much goes in his muzzle. A few times boy does lets Long fucking his face, and it’s great, but mostly it just a hand job with lips.
Then comes the magic moment. Spears, the quintessential versatile pornography star, bends over so Long can stick in that giant in like butter. It’s a powerhouse fucking with long, steady strokes, and Spears deliciously smut-talks through it all. The close-ups from below and behindhand will take your breath away, but they’re never quite long sufficient. Zak shoots a creamy weight with Long still in him, and Long sprays his jizm past Zak’s head.
Spears hands the cash to Casteel, but he’s nabbed by Parker Williams of Internal Affairs, who’s just only recently found the fame he’s long deserved. This is the scene with dual rim jobs where the camera’s everywhere except directly between their ass-cheeks – and Williams has such a damn great butt-hole. Williams, as the older man, naturally fucks Casteel, and it’s a fantastic fuck, but the editing and shifting positions never let u totally watch it or bacchanal in it. Damn it, man this is porno, not MTV.
Next up is a threeway between cops Adam Faust and Jack Austin and suspect Jeff Brooks. Faust is quite the young tattooed stud, while Austin and Brooks are much beefier (maybe a bit too beefy; their stomachs are both a six-pack away from becoming bellies). The cops initiate a "cavity search" – Austin’s cock down Brooks’ face hole and Faust’s tongue up Brooks’ ass. Here, thank god, the camera stays put sufficient to show Brook’s cunny in full bloom.
The 3 then sit on a couch and suck each other off quite satisfyingly, but the sequence is way too much short. Brooks accepts on all fours to be fucked by Austin, then on his back to be simultaneously banged by Faust and sucked by Austin – yum! Unforeseenly, Austin then receives on all fours to be fucked by Faust, and 1 of the camera positions is placed and lit so badly that u can’t see anything go in. God, what a waste of both men’s talents.
The final scene has Spears in dungeon and acquiring visitation (!) rights from his sharer. The sharp physical differences between Spears and Casteel make for an odd pairing, and in actuality Casteel lacks Spear’s charisma and enthusiasm, but it still works, and here Spears sucks with much greater assurance. He’s also on top this time, bang Casteel fast and furiously – maybe too much fast and furious for the movie cam to entirely take it in.
OK, 1 could argue this point – and others. Some may like a Hasty editing genre, but this reviewer still insists this if you’re going to show a rim job, you need to show the booty greater amount than once or twice. And forget about the acting – it’s as lame as anything you’ve ever seen in adult. In conclusion, this reviewer was the 1st to praise Spears’ reincarnation in Zak Attack, so it pains me to offer this Zak is beginning to look more butterball than beefy.
All in all, this is only passable porno, and the same goes for the extras. The "bloopers" are just dialog flubs, the interviews are just only one-word answers to questions like "what’s your favourite food," and the Xtra Footage is a short sequence of Faust eating out Austin and Brooks’ assholes. The superlative is the video of Spears and Casteel’s photo shoot which ends with a solo jerk by Zak. Watching the two men fluff any another is greater amount sexual than the real movie.
Format: avi
Duration: 1:39:32
Video: 640×480, DivX 5, 1422kbps
Audio: 187kbps