Release Year: 2006
Cast: Arpad Miklos, Derrick Hanson, Derrick Vinyard, Jamie Donovan, Kevin Brown, Luca DiCorso, Manuel Torres, Zackary Puncture, Billy Masters, Bruce Vilanch, Chi Chi LaRue
Genres: Muscle, Oral job, Anal, Kissing, Shot of cum, anilingus, Tattoo
Video language: English

LaChine and crew go for absolute broke and end up being as much a scene of the diversion as the true bang. As far as prizes go, a chunky, silver spray-painted sex stuff that’s studded with gewgaws may not be worth coveting. But the notoriety this comes along with being crowned star fucker is another matter.
Four adult stars are binary with a counterpart. Here is where the "Dancing with the Stars" tie-in doesn’t quite work. It’s never clear just who is imagined to be the seasoned "dancer" and who is the celebrity brought in for ratings. Finally, does it without a doubt matter? The introductory antics in pornography comedies, here hosted by the lovely LaChine, is something I usually get quickly bored with. Not here. The three judges: director Chi Chi LaRue, gossip columnist Billy Masters, and jack-of-all-trades Bruce Vilanch, seemed to wholly go along with the conceit of an on-air talent competition, and tho’ the jabs and jibes were all too much scripted, their execution of the scripted remarks went over well.
The 1st of the contestants is the honey Kevin Brown, a twink whose aw-shucks sweetness seems entirely too much valid to be a put-on. And like the another hopefuls who follow, Kevin does a seductive strip-tease for the judges before the actual performance acquires underway. After vibrating his money-maker in their faces (almost putting Vilanch into coronary arrest) Kevin makes his way to a perfectly concentric bed onstage. Putting me in mind of a circus ring, it seemed the ideal place to be if you’re gonna be scored on how well you perform in the sack. And was there ever a greater amount cunning expose than Kevin ass-up on a circular bed? He’s connected by his partaker, Zackary Puncture, who treats our boy to a gentle massage formerly flipping him over and latching onto his prick. Kevin loses a scarcely any points for eye contact (at times guy transports himself right out of the scene by keeping his eyes clamped shut or throwing a forearm over his brow) but compensates with a scorching 69. And this pup never loses his wood when Zackary bangs him on his back, gloriously showcasing his one-of-a-kind sunburst tattoo.
Moments after Kevin blows his weight, bloke appears formerly the judge’s panel in a elementary white terrycloth robe, the audio of canned applause sparkling underneath, an pleasant fortune for Bruce Vilanch to get off a small in number witty zingers. The groundwork is laid for a small in number running gags, the evaluation of each successive models’ action is on all occasions the same dizzy-headed repeat of a small in number meaningless phrases and the judges at all times give the exact same scores.
With every successive video I watch Manuel Torres in, I become more and more unglued. A hairy fireplug with a penchant for spit-soaked pig sex, his heavy-handed bump-and-grind routine made me blush. Watching him tease his own foreskin, all I could think about was sniffing his stripper pole. Derrick Hanson gets a healthy whiff of Manuel’s ass and a small in number unfathomable sucks on Manny’s hole when Manuel sits on his face. The rimming’s mutual and by the time these 2 are stopped tasting every other, they’re shiny with sweat. Derrick should get a prize just for withstanding Manuel’s full-on bang. The cum-shot this closes this vignette, Manuel standing over Derrick’s shoulder and shooting streams of spunk over 1 flexing pec, is breathtaking.
But of all the participants cornholing for the grand title, I was almost any envious of Luca DiCorso. I’d have to bow out on that one, as I’d in actuality fail to be fair and impartial judging Arpad Miklos. Arpad brings out the very superlative in Luca, beginning with a passionate roll around the bed, spiked with deep kisses. Watching Luca peel off Arpad deliciously stern undies, freeing his pulsing uncut masterpiece? Heaven, sheer heaven. Things only escalate from there. For most of the time they spend together, performing for the judges, Luca is curled up onto his shoulder blades, Arpad’s thick tongue up his crack or his kisser sucking the existence from his manmeat. Forget the studded artificial cock — that is the true prize! Arpad’s prick buried deep took some acquiring used to but once Luca found his rhythm, he’s a shoo-in for first location, due in no small part to his scene partaker.
The last competitor, Derrick Vinyard, is a prime piece of beef. Coco makes it clear formerly Derrick even appears this he’s secured her vote. Of the go-go performances, that guy gets the gold star for sheer sex appeal and heartiest wood, despite his overdone facial expressions, à la Billy Idol. His partaker, Jamie Donovan, is a slender twinkie I hadn’t seen formerly. Jamie gets busy blowing Derrick, and not quite just seems astonied when Derrick pulls him up for an intensive make-out session. The anilingus Derrick receives is equally intensive. Man makes the most of the moment, pulling the tops of his thighs into his upper body, totally exposing his chute for service. Not unscheduledly, Derrick tops his thinner, younger-looking buddy. And no Derrick appearance would be complete without his trademark litany of dirty-talk. Each time I watch Derrick on a cast roster, I tell myself I’m not going to melt when lad begins cooing like a drunken frat-boy with his python buried deep inside some cavity. But every time, I melt nonetheless.

Format: mp4
Duration: 1:53:16
Video: 720×544, AVC (H.264), 2029kbps
Audio: 124kbps

Video clip size: 1.8 GB