The megawatt superstar in 1 of his almost any popular flicks. Ostensibly Idol’s "first" gay practice, this is really not the flick you would think it would be. Truth be told, I was kinda disappointed. Idol does look absolutely outstanding here (I think I jacked off thinking about that cover picture of him several hundred times) and the production design is top-notch. Overall it’s just… I dunno… weak.
The thin story has Ryan as a lifeguard of sorts, and his smooth and muscled tone suits him perfectly for the role. There are several episodes this are unquestionably memorable, but the "big scenes" featured Ryan are not all that. His first episode (out of two that guy appears in) is a solo – a priceless 1, but a solo nonetheless. The massive payoff supposedly comes when guy in the end gets his beefy hands on Superbottomslut Stefano. Only problem: it ain’t Ryan’s dick going in Joey’s hollow. Can you say "stunt cock"? Oh well…
We’re probably being a little too much generous with our star rating here, as the movie overall feels greater amount like a "two-and-a-halfer" (despite the star power of the cast), but the production itself is so top-notch, and some of the another episodes do truly work, so… what the bang, right?
Format: avi
Duration: 1:19:03
Video: 720×480, XviD, 1756kbps
Audio: 187kbps