Video language: English

Writer/director Tony Alizzi and his cast of appetizing anthropologists are in search of the fabled missing attach in Darwin’s evolutionary line between apes and humans. What they find is MSR exceptional Joey Russo, making a strong debut, as the half-man, all-hard title character.
While the quest was on for the missing attach, Alizzi and his fabrication crew should have been searching for the missing microphones. The sound is terrible. The dialog – much of which is scientific and theological jargon – is often absolutely unintelligible. For the almost any part, that’s a fine thing. The reality of a sextet of porn stars jabbering about the far-reaching religious and ethical implications of stud-napping Russo and transporting him back to the states is beyond ludicrous.
When the cast isn’t mumbling ho-hum hokum, they act like the ho man we expect them to be. Jason Branch and his current real-life lover, Steve Ross, turn a cage they’ve set up to trap the wildman into a sort of modified glory hole. Ross is a beefy asshole who genuinely knows his way around Branch’s pole. Ross takes Branch up his hungry hole, and Branch pounds him priceless and heavy. Lad pulls out and shoots a burden on Ross’s bubble butt. Ross releases his own oozing burden, and Branch shoots a second, even bigger cum rocket. While they steam up the jungle with their sucking, anilingus and bang, we watch that they are being watched. Russo’s intensive eyes are taking in the activity, and we can tell he’s making mental notes.
During the night, Russo sneaks into the campsite and swipes the men’s bag of intimate supplies. Fellow learns swiftly. Mansex is fantastic. Safe mansex with water-based lube and contraceptives is better. Thankfully, Russo doesn’t look much like an apeman. Boy more closely resembles a cross between the classic paintings of Jesus and the movie images of Tarzan – after a day at a trendy LA hair salon.
Matt Bradshaw and Damian Ford go into the jungle following a trail of Russo’s footprints. They pause long enough to put on a show for peeping-link Russo. Despite Bradshaw’s tireless efforts, Ford is unable to will any existence into his fat, veiny donkey dong, leaving him Homo Non-Erectus for most of the episode.
The union comes to a decision to use humpy Ross as bait to nab Russo. In no time, Russo pops out from behindhand Ross, and his stiff dick pops out of his loincloth. Russo face bangs Ross in a few positions, making use of strategically placed boulders and another set pieces of convenient heights. Nonverbal Russo is plenty vocal with his grunts and screams. This bungle in the jungle is a bunghole that is banged full.
Russo is captured. Then Sam Dixon, playing the member of the expedition representing the Vatican (don’t ask,) sets Russo free again, albeit briefly. Branch crams his cock down Dixon’s throat to chastise him for his transgressions. The rest of the hunky spunk junkies get into a sensual group scene, with Russo taking center stage. Dixon gets overspread with cum, with the last powerful blast coming from Russo.
The MSR slogan is "Where the hottest men are at all times pigs." Alizzo should have left the brainy dialog to PBS and let his brawny cast receive down to the business of wild pig sex. When this takes place – like the episodes with Branch and Ross and, later, with Russo and Ross – the results leave all of us Homos Erectus.

Format: avi
Duration: 1:46:01
Video: 684×472, AVC (H.264), 1816kbps
Audio: 250kbps

Video clip size: 1.6 GB