Cast: Arpad Miklos, Derrick Hanson, Derrick Vinyard, Jamie Donovan, Kevin Brown, Luca DiCorso, Manuel Torres, Zackary Penetrate, Billy Masters, Bruce Vilanch, Chi Chi LaRue
Genres: Muscle, Oral sex, Anal, Kissing, Shot of cum, Rimming, Tattoo
Video language: English

Fucking with the Stars" fares less well as a send-up of the similarly-named TV show than as an fortune for Coco LaChine and Chi Chi LaRue to do their comic turns. LaChine and crew go for absolute broke and end up being as much a scene of the entertainment as the actual fuck. As far as prizes go, a chunky, silver spray-painted dildo that’s studded with gewgaws may not be worth coveting. But the notoriety that comes along with being crowned star fucker is one more matter.
4 porno stars are paired with a counterpart. Here is where the "Dancing with the Stars" tie-in doesn’t quite work. It’s never clear just who is fantasized to be the seasoned "dancer" and who is the celebrity brought in for ratings. In conclusion, does it beyond the shadow of a doubt matter? The introductory antics in adult comedies, here hosted by the lovely LaChine, is something I usually get speedily bored with. Not here. The three judges: chief Chi Chi LaRue, gossip columnist Billy Masters, and jack-of-all-trades Bruce Vilanch, seemed to totally go along with the conceit of an on-air talent competition, and although the jabs and jibes were all too scripted, their execution of the scripted remarks went over well.
The 1st of the contestants is the honey Kevin Brown, a twink whose aw-shucks sweetness appears to be absolutely too original to be a put-on. And like the other hopefuls who follow, Kevin does a attractive strip-tease for the judges before the true action gets underway. After shaking his money-maker in their faces (nearly putting Vilanch into coronary arrest) Kevin makes his way to a perfectly concentric bed onstage. Putting me in mind of a circus ring, it seemed the ideal location to be if you’re gonna be scored on how well you perform in the sack. And was there ever a more cunning expose than Kevin ass-up on a circular bed? He’s connected by his partner, Zackary Penetrate, who treats our boy to a gentle massage formerly flipping him over and latching onto his prick. Kevin loses a small in number points for eye contact (at times dude transports himself right out of the scene by keeping his eyes clamped shut or throwing a forearm over his brow) but compensates with a scorching 69. And this pup never loses his wood when Zackary bangs him on his back, gloriously showcasing his one-of-a-kind sunburst tattoo.
Moments after Kevin blows his burden, guy appears before the judge’s panel in a unsophisticated white terrycloth robe, the sound of canned applause sparkling underneath, an priceless fortune for Bruce Vilanch to accept off a small in number witty zingers. The groundwork is laid for a small in number running gags, the evaluation of every successive models’ action is on all occasions the same dizzy-headed repeat of a scarcely any meaningless phrases and the judges always give the exact same scores.
With any successive movie I watch Manuel Torres in, I become more and greater amount unglued. A shaggy fireplug with a penchant for spit-soaked pig sex, his heavy-handed bump-and-grind routine made me blush. Watching him tease his own foreskin, all I could think about was sniffing his stripper pole. Derrick Hanson obtains a healthy whiff of Manuel’s ass and a scarcely any deep sucks on Manny’s hole when Manuel sits on his face. The rimming’s mutual and by the time those 2 are finished tasting any one more, they’re shiny with sweat. Derrick should acquire a prize just for withstanding Manuel’s full-on fucking. The cum-shot that closes this vignette, Manuel standing over Derrick’s shoulder and making of the video streams of spunk over one flexing pec, is breathtaking.
But of all the participants cornholing for the grand title, I was most envious of Luca DiCorso. I’d have to bow out on that 1, as I’d beyond question fail to be fair and impartial judging Arpad Miklos. Arpad brings out the very best in Luca, beginning with a passionate roll around the bed, spiked with unfathomable kisses. Watching Luca peel off Arpad deliciously constricting undies, freeing his pulsing uncut masterpiece? Heaven, sheer heaven. Things only escalate from there. For most of the time they spend together, performing for the judges, Luca is curled up onto his shoulder blades, Arpad’s thick tongue up his crack or his oral cavity sucking the life from his dick. Forget the studded dildo — that is the real prize! Arpad’s prick buried unfathomable took some getting used to but once Luca found his rhythm, he’s a shoo-in for 1st location, due in no small scene to his episode companion.
The last competitor, Derrick Vinyard, is a prime piece of beef. Coco makes it clear formerly Derrick even appears that he’s secured her vote. Of the go-go activities, fellow gets the gold star for sheer sex appeal and heartiest wood, despite his overdone facial expressions, à la Billy Idol. His partaker, Jamie Donovan, is a slender twinkie I hadn’t seen before. Jamie obtains busy blowing Derrick, and almost seems astonished when Derrick pulls him up for an severe make-out session. The rimming Derrick obtains is equally hard. Lad makes the most of the moment, pulling the tops of his thighs into his chest, entirely exposing his chute for serving. Not unannouncedly, Derrick tops his thinner, younger-looking buddy. And no Derrick appearance would be complete without his trademark litany of dirty-talk. Each time I watch Derrick on a cast roster, I tell myself I’m not going to melt when guy starts cooing like a frat-boy with his dick buried unfathomable inside some cavity. But each time, I melt nonetheless.

Format: mp4
Duration: 1:53:16
Video: 720×544, AVC (H.264), 2029kbps
Audio: 124kbps

Video clip size: 1.8 GB